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Monday, February 15, 2010

A little story =D

Mall
David: What’s up guys how’s it going?
Kyle: Just fine it’s doing good actually.
David: So what you up to?
Kyle: Just chilling waiting for anything amazing going to happen.
David: Sounds like fun *laugh*
Kyle: Yeah well you never know what might happen to yourself in the mall man.

A couple hours later.

Anonymous: Eat that sucker!! *cocks the gun and aims to fire*
Chase: O my god don’t do it you idiot!
Anonymous: It’s the end of you Chase Radigan.
Chase: I think it’s the other way around bud. *Chase quickly drops down to his back pulls out a kimber pistol and shoots the Anonymous person in the face*
Kyle: Holy Jesus you just shot a dude Chase.
Chase: I did what I had to do. *pulls out a letter and throws it on the dead body* You’ve been served!

30 minutes later

Police: Your under arrest for murder Chase Radigan your going to the slammer!
Chase: What are you talking about I didn’t do it he threaten me see his gun in his hand?
Police: What gun I don’t see a gun at all nowhere in sight just the one that you have in your pocket still.
Chase: You honestly think id keep the gun that I just shot a man with I swear it wasn’t me I’m just a server.
Police: Tell it to the judge!!
Chase: I will and if I do get out trust me I will find you I will hunt you down and I will kill you all.
Police: Good luck with that one bud

25 years later……

Patrol Officer: It’s time to go Chase your getting let out early for good behavior.
Chase: I’m glad that you have seen the good in me and that I am a changed person all thanks to Jeremy Koehler AKA JERBALLS!!
Patrol Officer: I’m glad to hear that Chase but it’s time to go.Chase: Alright lets get outta here I got some business to take care of…

The next day……

Chase: Hey, Riley do you got the stuff I told you to keep me?
Riley: What the marijuana?? Or the cocaine? OHHHH the guns ahh yeah I do come to the back…
Chase: Well I see you haven’t changed at all the past 25 years Riley but your still a great friend even though you are always high.
Riley: Hey I think of you the same way expect for the high part …. *stumbles*
Chase: You alright man??
Riley: Yeah just a bit tipsy been trying out my stuff im selling so I’m just going through this little stage right now.
Chase: Alright just make sure I get my guns okay?
Riley: Sure thing there right here.. See I kept em for all this time.
Chase: Thanks man but I’m sorry but your no use to me anymore *loads and cocks a pistol and shoots Riley in the back*
Riley: All I want you to know is I died high and happy bro!!!

A week later…

Chase: Finally I have found out who that police officer is… his name is Trevor Hanson… It’s time for him to die… The only hard part of doing this right now is to hunt him down and to kill him…

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